Chimera Song Mosaic
Wednesday, July 09, 2003
Bush, Condoleezza Rice, and Dick Cheney were sitting in the oval office. Bush said, "I'm going to be homosexual on weekends when I go to Texas!"
Rice and Cheney were shocked, but agreed that it was a good strategy.
Then Bush said, "I've changed my mind! I don't want to be gay anymore! I'm going to be African-American!"
Condeelza Rice said, "What did you say, Mr. President?"
Bush said, "I'm going to be African-American, and when I visit Africa, I'm going to tell everyone that I am an African-American."
Cheney thought this was a good strategy.