Chimera Song Mosaic
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
A couple of things to remember when going to the gynecologist: you might be focused on taking care of that and forget to consider your feet—under no circumstances should you paint your toenails some remarkable color because you are sure to hear a remark. In fact, be sure to remember to wear shoes with socks, even if it is in the heat of the summer, because you want your own socks to be cushioning your heals in the stirrups (also they will cover up that fatalistic, blood red polish). The second thing that you must remember is to cover up your tattoos—the last thing you want to hear is, “Look at your lovely silver nail polish!” or “Hey! That’s a great tattoo!” It will scare the life out of you. Get my drift? Give them nothing to notice, except the obvious.

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